you can get anything on ebay

This may just go from satire to reality. You never know.

“It was clear she was unable to afford modest clothing, so we charged right in and threw away everything in her closet,” she says. “Then we bought her new ankle-length dresses with long sleeves. She cried tears of joy that day. She kept saying, ‘I can’t believe you’re doing this.’ It was a bonding moment for all of us.”

Will, what do you say?

Hat tip to Dave Faulkner.